What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 00:26

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
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